Adalee's Room- This is to be a quick note about the interesting skills one must master during the first days of parenthood.
Learn to change a diaper in under ten seconds.
Apparently it is widely known fact among veterans, but infants can project poop more than four feet a second. Please look at the picture closely and notice the splatter of crap that can cover more than five inches in diameter and four feet in length.
So, please create a changing method and practice it in haste. Or, you might have to explain to your significant other why a trip to the paint aisle at Home Depot is a necessity. You don't even want to hear about the mess pee can make mid-change.
6 comments:
Now that's impressive - she's already knockin' them out of the park! I can't wait to watch her softball games!
Oh, and by the way, I love it how you (and a second person taking the pic) decided to bust out w/ the camera instead of wiping off the poop before it dries and becomes wallpaper.
When I have time to visit after the bar, remind me not to touch ANYTHING!!
Keith, we are considering brown cow spotted wallpaper throughout the house. We already have a head start. Classic.
Hmmmm. If she could do that with poop, I wonder what kind of record she will break with projectile vomit. :)
Hey - I have a dog who is more than happy to assist Adalee in her goal of covering your house in poop!
Hell, he got a head start on her.
Dude, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...Remind me to wear my hazmat suit when I visit.
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