Ventura Harbor- Panicked tourists fled their token shopping, and local fishing rigs sparked their engines when two Barbary Pirates ambushed the Ventura Harbor last Friday in what a appears to have been a quest for hot mamas and ice cream. Ladies were seen screaming as a roughish and fearsome scoundrel, seen with a pet parrot, spitted "Rrrrrrs," while his young accomplice screamed a striking war cry. Only one photograph survived the mayhem. In it you can see the two invaders sharing a devilish glance before the photographer most likely walked the plank. Unfortunately, one beach beauty is still missing, but some say she joined the barbarians freely and even embraced the younger pirate in a loving swaddle.
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